Chris Crocker...Holy shit! =D

Leave Britney Alone guy HAS A FUCKING SINGLE

(Blonde guy = crocker. Pink= Jeffree Star bitches!!)

Chris Crocker now has a electronic dancey thang.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-2kv_0H5dg
This is fabulous enough on its own. No reason to make fun of it. All I can say is... Thank you Jesus

THE REAL FUCKING LYRICS (genius just oozes from every line) 

It's Chris Crocker
You know it's not about romance
It's just about what's in your pants

Screw hello, you had me at sex
Don't need no intro, let's skip to the bed
From your head to your toes
Legs up over your head
From begs to moans
We're both seeing red.

Some believe in love on first sight
But this is just lust on the first night
If it turns into more than that's all right
But right now I don't want your kiss...

I want your bite
Wanna feel your teeth on my neck
Wanna taste the salt of your sweat
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

The way you're making me hot
Don't stop you're hittin the spot
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

Lost control, but not get mislead
Don't ask for my phone
Yeah we're just sex friends
Who needs clothes
when you're covered in men
You never know
The hand I will lend

Some believe in love on first sight
But this is just lust on the first night
If it turns into more than that's all right
But right now I don't want your kiss...

I want your bite
Wanna feel your teeth on my neck
Wanna taste the salt of your sweat
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

The way you're making me hot
Don't stop you're hittin the spot
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

Wanna feel your teeth on my neck
Wanna taste the salt of your sweat
Gonna rock your body all night 

It's lust at first sight

The way you're making me hot
Don't stop you're hittin the spot
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

It's just a one night stand
Maybe even just a five minute jam
Yeah, I'm sure you'll rate your gram
But your sex is all I'm interested in
So please don't put me in your plans
Just put me in your mouth
Yeah put me in your hands
You're not the one for me
You're just the one for my pee pee

I want your bite
Wanna feel your teeth on my neck
Wanna taste the salt of your sweat
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

The way you're making me hot
Don't stop you're hittin the spot
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

Oh, Oh baby just bite me.

I want your bite
Wanna feel your teeth on my neck
Wanna taste the salt of your sweat
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

The way you're making me hot
Don't stop you're hittin the spot
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

Wanna feel your teeth on my neck
Wanna taste the salt of your sweat
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

The way you're making me hot
Don't stop you're hittin the spot
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight

Old Spice vs. Monster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

I love the Old Spice guy. What is not to love? Jack nothing that's what.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkd5dJIVjgM&NR=1

And I love Grover.

So moral. My man can either smell like a sexy, rich, horseback riding, abs having, super stud, or a blue monster that plays dress up and saves the day. How could I ever choose??!?!?!?!

Lovey Dovey

 http://www.picnik.com/show/id/11602804008_VGqD4/t/dina-goldstein-fallen-princesses

Beautiful and powerful photographs. They are all so true, so true.
Thank you Dina Goldstein.

Bill Watterson COLLEGE

I love Calvin and Hobbes like there is no tomorrow. Then I found out he actually made comics about the college experience. They are funny and actually a little less dark and sarcastic as Calvin and Hobbes, even though these are about full grown college kids and not a little boy and his imaginary tiger. Still these make me laugh. =)

facebook...what a world

bang 33

I wanted to die, then. I wanted to destroy the body I was trapped in, become what she was, no matter what it took. No matter how much mutilation or pain. But he looked away, at me. He pulled my face down and pressed my lips against his like he was almost trying to suffocate us both.
"The Rose and the Beast: Fairyales Retold" by Francesca Lia Block 

Cle vs. Pitts

As a good Clevelander, I had to go to a Browns' game before the season came to a close. So I luckily got tickets for the big one. The big kahuna of the Browns' season. Cleveland Browns vs. Pittsburg Steelers. Driving downtown you saw many wondrous sights. Men dressed as dogs, dogs dressed like football players, men dressed like women named Rita.... well you can see that most Cleveland days. Anyway, the streets were swarming with brown and orange clad youngsters and openly drunk adults at 1 in the afternoon. Pan handlers and men selling "Fuck Pittsburg" shirts were as far as the eye could see. Once you got to the stadium entrance there were lines for men and lines for women..... apparently now they frisk you before you can go into the stadium. FRISK you! I was shocked. SHOCKED. So I'm freezing my nips off out here and get some black guy's hand in my crotch. Good times good times... So once in the stadium, then it goes bad. I was only about 10-15 minutes late for the game, and we were down 2 touchdowns. 2. Count um. Not 0, not 1, but 2. Way to go Cleveland. You can Youtube the rest of the disgrace you can call that game. It was pitiful, by the third quarter the Steelers called in their second string quarterback... How humiliating. So, I left third quarter, couldn't take anymore. Got a McCoy jersey just for kicks. Cute kid. Great player? Nah, but cute kid. So the rivalry lives on and Cleveland fans lost one day of acting like smug assholes. In conclusion! ...um. Football.... requires very little skill.

SyringeBear

SyringeBear by dr.eleanorgonzo featuring hair clips accessories

Dark and strange with a smattering of cute bears and dresses.