John Mayer's Penis

Thanks for the information Mr. Mayer. Everyone was on the edge of their seats waiting for that. Let me be frank and not sarcastic for a moment and inform you that no one cares about your penis anymore. Lil adoring fan girls saw the way you treated Jen An and whoever else you slept with, and they were not pleased. So, to end this. Shave your pubes. Fin. 

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the interweb is big and scary and blogging is big and scary but fuck being scared of the interweb! i ain't not pussy! so! hello world! kiss my ass! and read my blog! and we'll get along just fine